In a move that many would have predicted and  few would have actually cared about, accidentally-significant Norma  McCorvey (a.k.a. Jane Roe) has decided that she thinks the courts should  overturn Roe v. Wade, the Supreme Court decision that won for women the  right to have abortions. 
Thirty  years ago, McCorvey was a 21-year-old carnival barker who decided she  wanted to end her third pregnancy. Now a spokesperson and a ten-year  member of the fight against a woman's right to abortion,  McCorvey--who, while not with the carnival anymore, still enjoys barking  from time to time--cites what CNN's little website calls "scientific  and anecdotal evidence" showing the negative effects of abortion, most  notably indignation and flabby arms. If there's anything that probably  would and probably shouldn't hold up in the Supreme Court, it's  anecdotal evidence. I'm sure I could find just as many people who have  had abortions who are dang glad they had them. (Dang Glad is not a  palIndrome; stop staring at it.) Just picture it: hundreds of child-free  or reduced-child women taking to the streets holding signs that read I'm Dang Glad I Had That Abortion!; it makes you want to sob.
But  the question remains: why would McCorvey, a lonely, 55-year-old  probable-lesbian want the Supreme Court to overturn Roe v. Wade? What  would this at-the-very-least-bi-curious orgasm-starved woman have to  gain from that decision being repealed? Wouldn't that make McCorvey's  abortion a violation of Texas' anti-abortion law? If so, couldn't she be  charged with Grand Abortion and sent away to prison? An all-female  prison? A sexy, all-female sex-prison? Oh...
I regret all that masturbating, but I'm not trying to make masturbation illegal. Anymore. Am I?
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